you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize