am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
do nipples grow back?
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