Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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