Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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