nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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