Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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