just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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