is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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