I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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