she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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