Your face is a jimmy john
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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