I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is Oprah even human
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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