I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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