I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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