In the future we'll all be gay
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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