I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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