do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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