I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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