Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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