His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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