Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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