Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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