ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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