he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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