So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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