Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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