there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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