Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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