Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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