i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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