i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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