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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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