I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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