i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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