I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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