great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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