it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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