Non-Jews are for practice
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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