K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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