we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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