hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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