i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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