What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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