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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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