you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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