Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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