real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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