yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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