so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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