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  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    1:54 Well, shit. You might be right, even if I did say it mockingly.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:46am

    don't hate on a mini just because the dude couldn't contain his bowels..

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:31pm

    are his initials D.C.?

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:18am

    Justin brown? Hahahaha

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:34pm

    Mini Cooper = Good. Loose anus = Bad.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:30am

    lol, sounds like sum1 had a case of the B G's

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:37pm

    wow 2:50 way to sound intelligent?

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:16am

    yeah i posted this. he literally did shit his pants just so everyone knows. worst night of my life. FUCK THE MINI COOPER! he shit his fucking pants!

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:50am

    Yeah mini coopers ara tight as hell this illinoi is a dumn fuck white trash hater.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:13am

    Mini Coops sittin' on dubs are sweet. What are you talking about?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:19am

    Ah! I swear I know this guy! haha

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:55pm

    Mini's are fuckin' awesome! Literally...best cars Ever! Mine's never done me wrong.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:58am

    What the hell's wrong with a mini cooper? Do these chicks only date brahs who own douchemobiles?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:48pm

    oh my god, I went on a first date with this guy and he showed up in a mini coop.While we were waiting for our table to be ready he told me that he peed himself in 9th grade because his teacher told him he couldn't go to the restroom. Who tells potential girlfriends that? I see a mini trend.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:54pm

    u can't use the word "brah" and not consider yourself to be, in fact, a douchebag.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:39am

    His initials are D.K. LMAO

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:01pm

    enough with the mini cooper hate. this story is funny as hell, but as a guy who drives a mini, i have to say we as a group get more hate than we deserve.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:04am

    love for the mini S base model can shove off though

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:01pm

    why is everyone focusing on the mini coop? how bout the REST of the story. i have never laughed so hard

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:59pm

    echoing the mini love

  • 46 56
    Submitted by nsgf on Apr 29, 10 at 11:24am

    fuck you! minis fucking own!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:40pm

    typical materialistic whore from 847

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:53pm

    Mini Coopers are awesome. What is this bitch talking about?

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    my mini coop is faster than your car.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:32pm

    hahaha no his initials are E.M.