two words: eviction party
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Send help, water and tortillas.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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