yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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